Jude Law totally got his mack on. Seriously. (TB)
Pathetic Adnan Ghalib pulls the sex tape card. (CS)
Jessica Alba secretly married Cash Warren. That’s actually pretty damn cool. (CB)
Heather Mills is only nice to white meat. (Ayyyy!)
Fergie does her best Axl Rose imitation. (IBBB)
Suave blogger meets Gisele Bündchen. (PB)
Jimmy Kimmel is f*cking Neil Diamond. Hawt. (SOMG)
Hugh Hefner never changes… his clothes. (GB)
Owen Wilson gets a stripper that looks like Kate Hudson. Sounds healthy to me! (POTP)
Jean Claude Van Damme is too sexy for his… oh nevermind. (DR)
Angelina Jolie is absofuckinglutely gorgeous. (HO)
Diary of the Dead: George Romero gets lost in the Information Age. (Pajiba)
100 Famous Types who got busted for drug possession. Bonus points if you remember Ol’ Dirty Bastard. (PC)
