Mystery Ass: Looking good & staying out of trouble. (HT)
Whitney Houston spit upon by Bobby Brown. Nice. (CS)
Angelina Jolie takes Zahara & Shiloh on bonding trip to Ethiopia to plan TB & AIDS clinic. That was after the trip to Dabaab Refugee Camp. (CB)
Kim Kardashian’s magically shrinking booty! (AG)
Katy Perry & Russell Brand breed a new STD. (WIMB)
Rose McGowan: Bendy & missing part of an elbow. (TB)
Zachary Quinto changes a tire. In Hollywood! (SOMG)
Drew Barrymore & Ellen Page are cuddle-up BFFs. (GB)
Courtney Love on verge of tripping incident. (PB)
Brothers in the Struggle: Israel & Mexico, eh? (Heeb)
The 15 Most Shameless Fake Photos Ever Passed Off: Hermione Granger’s digital boob job & the river of blood. (Cracked)
