Marilyn Manson, Beware: Woody Allen ♥ Evan Rachel Wood just the way she is. Awwwww. (UMC)
Mariah Carey nobody gets outta her vagina. (CS)
Juila Roberts can get pretty funky. (CB)
Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise make like Corey Hart. (Ayyyy!)
Phillip Dick dreams of android remakes. (Flea)
Harriet Carter: Thanks for the bang. What? (IBBB)
Star Magazine is fickle and difficult to maintain. (PB)
Star Jones finally divorces that perfectly hetero husband of hers. (SOMG)
Paris Hilton should invest in washable markers. (GB)
Patrick Dempsey likes it pretty noisy. (HO)
Christina Ricci tells it like it fucking is. (POTP)
Hot Men Who Look Gay: Metrosexuals rock. (CR)
All The Dirt that we’re too lazy to cover. (WS)
Hooray For Boobs: Penelope Cruz Edition. (FD)
Pathology flatlines despite Alyssa Milano’s full frontal tribute to Poison Ivy II. (Pajiba)
JerseySucks.net has a hot new t-shirt model that is not Jon Bon Jovi. (JS)
