Wesley Snipes, in a roundabout way, finally gets punished for Blade: Trinity. (CS)
Gwyneth Paltrow: Time to go back to the anti-American blather. (CB)
Peacock vs. Bridezilla: Who wore it better? (Ayyyy!)
Heidi Klum put out on the first date. (TB)
AMNTM: Seriously, what is this crap? (IBBB)
Amy Winehouse: Get it together, girlfriend. (PB)
Good Charlotte may soon be through with Paris Hilton. (SOMG)
Victoria Beckham’s less-than-zero jeans head to the bargain bin. (GB)
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: Still fucking adorable. (POTP)
White House Gala: No douchebags allowed. (DR)
Rumer Willis on top of two putzes and a guy named after a sandwich. (WIMB)
