Scarlett Johansson’s boobs are so alluring. (POTP)
Tabloids Make Shit Up Again: Story just won’t die. (CS)
Russell Brand in the World Air Sex Championship? (CB)
Jennifer Aniston is a painful kisser? Ouch. (SOMG)
Meg Ryan’s braless chest causes blindness. (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter has a sparkly, spit-shined bum. (IBBB)
Megan Fox & her boring, slutty outtakes. (IDWYL)
Beyonce vs. Rihanna: Which one owns it? (AG)
Paris Hilton loses that one guy from that band. (LAR)
Katy Perry’s faux-lesbian, so-called inspiration. (RR)
Shoshanna Lonstein is, uh, all grows up. (DR)
Amy Winehouse is a vampire with bad teeth. (PB)
Carla Bruni: What the hell happened? (GB)
Hollywood’s Smallest Penis: The five leading candidates. (Pajiba)
100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time: Kind of a crap shoot but a decent list overall. (Premiere)
