Anderson “Universal Crush” Cooper gets lucky. (LAR)
Scarlett Johansson’s boobs sell something again. (CS)
Hugh Hefner finally loses the bitch war. (CB)
Maria Bello goes where Mariah Carey won’t. (Ayyyy!)
When Harriet Carter was just a little douche. (IBBB)
Matthew Broderick shows off his mini-Ferris. (SOMG)
Barack Obama: Even politicians have their limits. (DR)
Cute. As. Hell. Dude just can’t admit it. (IDWYL)
Duff McKagen engaged in the stripper trade. (RR)
Pamela Anderson scares the nice French people. (GB)
Kelly Taylor’s Baby Daddy: Oooh, intrigue… (POTP)
Kate Hudson gets her (drunk) Tara Reid on. (PB)
Anne Hathaway never learned the “be nice to who makes your food” rule. Hello, special sauce. (MM)
You’ve Got 92 Minutes To Live: How do you spend those last moments? (Pajiba)
9 Pirate Myths Examined: Close, but no Johnny Depp. (Wired)
