Mystery Ass! The extra-bendy edition. (TB)
Howard Stern gets all emotional and shit. (CS)
Mischa Barton’s very ill-conceived regrets. (CB)
Izabel Goulart: Hot chick with a car. (UMC)
Justin Timberlake plays while Jessica is away. (Ayyyy!)
Time for Kevin Federline to break out the moonshine. (IBBB)
Miley Cyrus is the antichrist, kinda. (IDWYL)
Katie Price whores up a book signing. (RR)
Sex Scene or Murder Scene: You make the call. (LG)
Corey Feldman makes like he’s John Lennon. (GB)
Tit Twilight Zone: Rate the rack. (DR)
“90210″ Updates: Is everyone returning? (SOMG)
Lindsay Lohan wears her girlfriend’s clothing. (PB)
Rihanna rocks out with her side boob. (CR)
The Ten (Allegedly) Best Evil Plans in cinematic history. (FC)
Melissa Theuriau: Celebrating the newshottie. (DB)
The Dark Knight is, unshockingly, stolen by Heath Ledger’s joker. (Pajiba)
