Bastards In Berlin! Kruger, Pitt, QT, Roth, & more. (CB)
Nothing Good Can Come Of This: Dumbasses. (CS)
Carla Bruni gets p3ned by “The Look.” (Ayyyy!)
Hey, look. It’s Tom Brady: Remember him? (IBBB)
Jessica Alba & her ass read a book. (TB)
Natalie Portman: Done with patchouli & ratty asses. (WIMB)
Verne “Mini Me” Troyer gets his mack on. (IDWYL)
Kelly Osbourne compares JLo to toilet paper. (Yeeeah!)
Salma Hayek enjoys a little skinny dipping. (CR)
Drew Barrymore: Total badass or drunken idiot? (MM)
Patrick Dempsey enjoys a little Dr. McSpanky. (GB)
Claymates in Claynation: Is this for realz? (POTP)
YES, Suri Cruise needs an age-appropriate playdate! (PB)
Someone Just Watched Pulp Fiction for the first time. (SOMG)
Chained to a Bed With a Velociraptor is No Way to Go Through Life: Couldn’t have said it better. (Flea)


















