Mystery Ass: That damn bag almost ruins it. (CO)
Oprah Makes Sense On An Issue: Holy crap. (CS)
Kevin Bacon finds strength in military families. (CB)
Wonka-Vision makes reality tv more horrifying. (IBBB)
Hayden Panettiere is just so bloody miserable. (POTP)
Gavin Rossdale gives good shirtless video shoot. (PB)
Britney Spears: Onstage crotch flashing a go-go. (LAR)
Jimmy Kimmel dresses up as Rosie O’Donnell. (SOMG)
Watchmen: Simultaneously too much & too little. (Pajiba)
Colin Farrell gives up women; switches teams? (GB)
Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz do Bonnie & Clyde. (AG)
Caged Women: Well, this should go over well. (Ayyyy!)
7 Special Effects The Stars Want to Keep Secret: CGI bulges, boobs, abs &… teardrops.


















