Mystery Ass: Observing & reporting for duty. (UMC)
Gwyneth Paltrow has some huge fucking feet. (CS)
Nadya “Octomom” Suleman leans on taxpayer $. (CB)
Marisa Tomei loses the top half of her dress. (Ayyyy!)
Santa Pubes Beard Guy Attacks Q-Tip: Ugh. (IBBB)
Bill O’Reilly vs. Eminem: Lighten the hell up! (POTP)
Helena Christensen’s Bikini: Is 40 the new 69? (Yeeeah!)
John Mayer’s tabloid dream come true! (SOMG)
Sienna Miller apologies for “Shitsburgh” joke. (WIMB)
New Captain Kirk, Chris Pine: Totally cute. (PB)
Miley Cyrus is the winner . . . for now. (AG)
Rob Pattinson dresses like a woman. (GB)
Pete Wentz & a bunch of strippers. Wanker. (TB)
Kelly Monaco or Mel B.? Take your pick. (CO)
Chicks In Underwear Fighting With Lightsabres: Exactly what it sounds like. (YT)
