Kim Kardashian: Who the hell is she? (Evil Beet)

Can Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller really make a successful comedy of bodily function jokes? I want to know who started that rumour. (Pajiba)

Bruce Willis will get naked in the upcoming Die Hard sequel. Gimp. (Glittarati)

Anna Nicole Smith at her finest in multiple Guess adverts. (Celebitchy)

Gotti v. Sinatra: One of them is mad as hell at the other. (CityRag)

Dita Von Teese tries her hardest to look poised and glamourous whilst sitting in a tub of Altoids. Nice nails. More pictures here. (Faded Youth)

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