Mystery Ass: It’s faking a docile attitude for $$$. (Yeeeah!)
Dr. Drew & his hot ass are interested & looking. (CS)
Meryl “T-Bone” Streep drops f-bombs like crazy. (CB)
Semi-Failproof Litmus Test: To find out whether “certain scientologists” are total homos. (OMGB)
Chlüe Sevigny & her umlaut look like a maxi pad. (LS)
NYT Douches accidentally mock a cancer patient. (AG)
Beyonce is the alluring photoshop goddess. (POTP)
Martha Stewart rides a damn stripper pole. Really. (GB)
Which Award Winner showed off unshaven legs? (SOMG)
January Jones has bloody awful taste in men. (PB)
A Jewish Rap Parody that (mostly) doesn’t suck. (Heeb)
The 29 Worst Movie Miscastings: Nice actors, shame about those roles. (TF)
