Jennifer Aniston goes back to Hitachi. (Celebitchy)
Nick Lachey & Vanessa Manillo: The NSFW reinactment! (Evil Beet)
Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi are just your everyday lesbian couple. (Celebrity Smack)
Katie Holmes and her fucking huge man hands.
(City Rag)
Emo Lawns are so bloody easy to maintain. (KIsP)
Paula Abdul isn’t even Fitzgeraldian enough to call herself an Oxford woman. (Glitterati)
Fergie pays tribute to herself Princess Diana. (IBBB)
The real reason why Billy Corgan put Paris Hilton on the cover of the new SP single. (The Blemish)
Jim Belushi gets another year of banging Courtney Thorne Smith. (Pajiba)
Sex Scene or Murder Scene: Can you guess? (Liquid Generation)
