Jennifer Aniston wants to know what the hell happened. (The Blemish)
Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have a suicide pact. (Celebrity Smack)
Angelina Jolie had her heart broken by Timothy Hutton. (Celebitchy)
Brad Pitt and the hug heard ’round the world. (Ayyyy!)
Lindsay Lohan: Never fear, fake daddy is here. (IBBB)
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt v. Kingston Rossdale in a cute-off. (Hollywood Offender)
Let’s Go Get A Taco: Mr. Pink wouldn’t appreciate these spoiled celebrities stealing his mojo. (CityRag)
Bono is a Spice Girl, sort of. (Gabby Babble)
Ashton Kutcher is actually wearing white capri pants. (Daily Stab)
Tori Spelling is one of the Pussycat Trannies Dolls. (POTP)
Jennifer Love Hewitt stars in “Friday Night Tits.” (Pajiba)
Who’d You Rather? Sex tape edition. (Liquid Generation)
