Carla Bruni NSFW: More nude skeletons. (Yeeeah!)
Christina Aguilera: Why all that awful makeup? (CS)
Nadya “Octomom” Suleman is awful at lying. (CB)
Diva-Styled Recession: Poor things. (Ayyyy!)
Hawaii 5-Ho & Case of Biblical Virgin Twins. (IBBB)
Marisa Tomei & Julianne Moore: Before fame. (SOMG)
Rebranded In Israel: Swine flu goes kosher. (Jewssip)
Pam “PETA” Anderson promotes steakhouse. (WIMB)
Keira Knightley’s anti-domestic violence PSA offends UK, which loses superior claim upon irony. (AG)
Only Dita von Teese could do this glamorously. (PB)
Matthew McConaughey gets all paternal again. (GB)
Lindsay Lohan takes a vacation from nothing. (TB)
Salma Hayek’s ass is mmmmmmmmesmerizing. (CO)
Advice From My Favourite Cad: How to separate yourself from those other guys. (VP)
