Ali Larter: Alright, she’s sort of alluring. (UMC)
George Michael is not interested in Dr. Phil’s sex. (CB)
When They Were Hot: Flashback to 1993. (CS)
Lucy Liu vs. An Apple: Who whore it better? (Ayyyy!)
Vanilla Ice totally Googles himself. Weirdo. (IBBB)
David Beckham is surprised you like his fake penis. (TB)
Hugh Jackman’s chest has magical powers. (CR)
Kate Moss’ fallen hair extension is up for grabs. (SOMG)
Tim McGraw is a southern gentleman. (GG)
Amy Winehouse showed up for Nelson Mandela. (PB)
Scientologist Boobs: Level OT IV. Will destroy you. (LG)
Paris Hilton has the biggest fucking feet ever. (IDWYL)
(NSFW) Emily Scott is Aussie’s sexiest chick. (DB)
Steven Tyler gets his Sister Act on. (GB)
Nicole Richie looks gorgeous without makeup. (POTP)
Britain’s Top Models compete for the chance to spread. What? (DR)
F Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby gets digested. (Guardian)
Wanted : A film that makes you wanna fuck it like an animal. (Pajiba)
P.S. To the famous person (with a blog) who made use of a tip that I sent — the recognized convention is to, at minimum, fire off a “Hey thanks, you stupid bitch.” Most go out of their way to do even better than that.
