Kim Kardashian got a huge paycheck $5 million settlement for her pr0n tape. (Celebitchy)
Ewan McGregor is now even more lickable than he was last month. Mole notwithstanding. (Glitterati)
Lindsay Lohan figures she’s just a few toppled paparazzi away from winning that Oscar. (The Blemish)
Gisele Bundchen totally needs a job, dude. (Evil Beet)
Rachael Ray has no street cred, but she does have man hands. (CityRag)
Petra Nemcova is way hotter than that “other” female in Spiderman 3. (Celebrity Smack)
The Best Action Films Of All Time: Go read ‘em and leap, and notice the symbolism of my two wee blurbs as representative of the ovaries . . .
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And I will be licking those stamps, trust me. Maybe I should buy a whole bunch and just roll around naked in them.
Too bad Hayden Christwhateverhisnameistheguywhoshaggedwhatshername is also going to be on that stamp.
Mole! Moley moley moley!
Great movie reviews, Sadie! I wouldn’t normally call myself an action flick fan, but I do like those. You are, of course, an exquisite reviewer.
So you admit the truth of the mole? That is *** some *** progress.
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