Tina Fey reveals origin of her trademark scar. (CB)
Brandon Davis recaptures Head Douchebag title. (CS)
What’s Black & White & Red All Over? Hint: You won’t catch her reading a newspaper. (IBBB)
Robert Downey Jr. is down! I repeat… (SOMG)
Blake Fielder-Civil: Dickless wonder w/no remorse. (PB)
Mark Wahlberg pees on a wall to stay “ghetto.” (LAR)
Britney Spears still makes me wanna hurl. (POTP)
P. Diddy really thinks he’ll be the next Bond. (GB)
Don’t Ever Let Winona Ryder “borrow” jewelry. (AG)
Todaze Haute Couture WTF: Bum Looker Edition. (KIsP)
Geri Halliwell flashes her ass for the kiddies. (DR)
Kelly Ripa gets felt up by Santa Claus. (Ayyyy!)
Billy Idol celebrates 53 years of his “Rebel Yell.” (RR)
Keira Knightley & Sienna Miller work the lesbian angle. (IDWYL)
Classic-Ten Greatest Antiheroes: Dirty Fightin’ Harry’s Godfather Was A Taxi Driver. (AMCTV)




















