Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles releases new promo posters. (PB)
Jennifer Love Hewitt got her happy ass engaged. (CS)
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have a suicide pact, which probably just sent Jack and Kelly back to therapy. (Celebitchy)
Nelly Furtado wears syphilitic hooker lipstick. (Ayyyy!)
Paris Hilton is a pothead. (POTP)
John Cusack should be the only person allowed to give the “thumbs up” sign. Ever. (GB)
Kim Kardashian is totally faking it! (The Blemish)
Brooke Shields = Cruella DeVille. (WIMB)
Lily Allen is totally fucking with us. (HM)
Suri Cruise and her $2500 hand-crafted Christian Loubatin shoes. (HO)



















