Patrick Dempsey: So that’s why they call him McDreamy. (Gabby Babble)
Paris Hilton wants to do the conjugal visit thang with Kiefer Sutherland. (Celebrity Smack)
Denise Richards keeps reminding us of her relatively equal craziness to Charlie Sheen. (Celebitchy)
Richard Branson doesn’t want you to see his ass. Oops, too late! (Ayyyy!)
Angelina Jolie is still pissed off. (Hollywood Offender)
Attention Tom Cruise: Better late than never. (POTP)
The Cure’s Robert Smith is Elizabeth Taylor’s goth doppelganger! Hee. (CityRag)
Lindsay Lohan has a massive box. (IBBB)
Seriously, when does Reese Witherspoon not look gorgeous? (Daily Stab)
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