Evan Rachel Wood, clearly, isn’t over him. (UMC)
Who is the Sexiest Bond Girl, past or present? (CS)
I ♥ Angelina Jolie, but the world is largely in financial recession, so shut the fuck up, bitch. (CB)
La Lohan wears fur; gets doused in flour. (PB)
Crack Whore With No Gag Reflex = Girl Band. (IBBB)
Mariah Carey in a festive popcorn string thong. (DR)
Daniel Craig’s Masturbation Injuries: Uh, sorta. (SOMG)
Silly Starlet realizes her lesbianism is a sham. (POTP)
Ahnold flexes & roots for gay marriage. (GB)
This Guy has his thumb up & nothing to do. (WIMB)
Hayden Panettiere is just so bloody hot. (TB)
Desperation ♥ Company: Guess who, bitches? (AG)
Is It Rosario Dawson or Rick the Jersey Guido? (IDWYL)
Unidentifiable Jonas disregards his purity ring? (Yeeeah!)
Larry King is Horny like Butthead & Froot Loops. (CR)
Beyonce opts for cyborg hands over manicure. (Ayyyy!)
Las Vegas, Beacon of Humanity: A confused astronaut’s view from space. (ASM)
