Eva Green, you sexy little freak, you. (TB)
David Beckham gets groped by crazed fan. (CS)
Naomi Campbell shall soon remake Mommie Dearest. (CB)
John Travolta in just three innocuous words. (Ayyyy!)
The Golden Girls’ bizarre secret language. (IBBB)
DJ & Becky from “Roseanne” are all grows up! (SOMG)
Hayden Panettiere is a social bisexual. (DR)
George Michael gets all the fly tail, bitches. (RR)
Robert Downey Jr. realized having it his way was, um, pretty damn disgusting. (GB)
Jon Stewart causes the ovaries to twinge. (WIMB)
Cyndi Lauper has a new video & album! (PB)
Brody Jenner: Hahahaaaa! Quite possibly the biggest douchebag ever. (IDWYL)
Not to be outdone by Evil Dead: The Opera, Brokeback Mountain climbs on top. (POTP)
