Separated At Ass: Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Simpson. (CityRag)

David Beckham got a haircut to look more like Victoria. Breast implants to come. (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)

Blades Of Glory isn’t an act of comedic genius, but the soundtrack is teh rocxx. (Pajiba)

Jenna Jameson had plastic surgery on her hooha. (The Blemish)

Britney Spears settles all those pesky divorce details with Kevin Federline. (Glitterati)

Jude Law still has a sex life, despite what his current pictures would suggest. (Evil Beet)

Rosie O’Donnell is still trying to out-jackass herself. (Chasing Vincenzo)

Mark Wahlberg likes poop. A lot. (Celebitchy)