Natalie Portman is still dating Andy Samberg. (Celebitchy)
Victoria Beckham told the other Spice Girls they’re fat. (Celebrity Smack)
Quentin Tarantino . . . say it ain’t so. (Glitterati)
iPhones are not part of the Apple cult, you ruffian. (HOI)
Demi Moore looks suspiciously like Ozzy Osbourne. (CityRag)
Lauren Hill hearts Harpo Marx. (IBBB)
Tommy Lee and Kimberly Stewart? (Crabbie)
Madonna and Bono will headline concert to cure world of Islamofascism. (Flea Market Montgomery)




















