Danny DeVito: When life hands him lemons, he makes Premium Limoncello. (Atomic Popcorn)
Lindsay Lohan has been a bad, bad girlie. (Celebrity Smack)
Ricky Martin wants you to see him naked. (The Blemish)
Tom Cruise has made his mother’s friends believe she was dead. (Glitterati)
Liv Tyler will make puny human Hulk horny! (Evil Beet)
Britney Spears showed off her beaver kitty again. (CityRag)
Britney Spears pretended to do a line of cocaine at a “comeback” show. (Celebitchy)
Who the hell is Harriet Carter, and what’s she done with NYC? (IBBB)
Brad Pitt is making my ovaries twitch again. (I’m Not Obsessed)
