Mystery Ass: Little known actress w/great one. (HT)
Matthew McConaughey looks like crap airbrushed. (CS)
Lindsay Lohan relates to Judy Garland… but not in the crackhead way. (CB)
Paris Hilton banned/blacklisted from Vegas hotspots. (POTP)
Justin Bieber & Shaq take it to the gutter. (SOMG)
Katy Perry wears cat ears to demonstrate quirkiness. (AG)
Don Johnson: Proof that the guy’s still alive! (GB)
Michael Lohan is selling his daughter’s belongings. (PB)
1980s Week with reviews of Say Anything, Back to the Future, Batman & Tron. More to come! (Pajiba)
35 Ingenious Life Hacks: Stuff you’ll actually use + free hotel porn! (NR)
