David Beckham: Metrosexual interrupted. (ASL)
Heather Mills is stuck with that face your mother warned you not to make. (CB)
Perez Hilton is allergic to truthfulness. (CS)
Olivia Newton John finally tours Xanadu. (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter: Caveman Sluts. What? (IBBB)
Calum Best earned himself a black eye. (PB)
A model bites it on the runway. (SOMG)
All the dirt that we’re too lazy to cover. (WS)
Jessica Simpson artistically shaves her face. (GB)
Eddie Vedder: So romantic, she’ll forget all about the hookers. (DR)
Paris Hilton is SO in love with . . . that guy . . . from that band. (POTP)
Misheard Lyrics: “Wrapped up like a douche” is wrong? (Pajiba)
Quick, someone grab Natalie Portman away from Charles Manson Chris Robinson Hipster Rob Zombie! (WIMB)
