Be Smart. Just like Jessica Simpson. (CS)
Kate Beckinsale is obsessed with her crotch. (CB)
Amy Adams vs. Hilary Swank: Call it, friend-o. (Ayyyy!)
Cindy Crawford still looks insanely good. (IBBB)
Megan Fox is subtle. Like a jet engine. (IDWYL)
Jane Says, “They may say, Those were the days.” (RR)
Ricky Martin is livin’ la vida fatherhood. (SOMG)
Jennifer Aniston will always be a tabloid darling. (PB)
Avril Lavigne: No longer the best damn thing. (GB)
Hayden Panettiere is nothing if not, uh, persistent. (DR)
Everyone Knows a Dwight: Or four or five. (Pajiba)
Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson: Distant & constipated. (POTP)
Perhaps The Most Ridiculous Lie in so-called reality television history. (LAR)
Top 26 Women In Horror: Queens of Scream & Damsels in Distress. (HS)
