Mystery Ass Crack! Ooh, intrigue. (UMC)
Justin Timberlake: Bringin’ trucker chic back? (CS)
Prince Charles mistakenly booked Dita Von Teese? (CB)
Amber Tamblyn needs those traveling pants. (Ayyyy!)
Lindsay Lohan is a little teapot. (IBBB)
Forget Coop. Elmo has never looked happier. (PB)
Sophie Monk could use a weed whacker. (IDWYL)
Keira Knightley must not increase her bust. (TB)
Mark McGrath replaced by Mario Lopez? (GB)
Shia LaBeouf blames it on dad. (POTP)
Heidi Klum: Awful haircut, but she’s topless, boys! (DB)
John Mayer does David Beckham. (CR)
Ryan Seacrest totally kicked that shark’s ass. (DR)
Which ex-Vice President made the short list for Dancing With The Stars”? (SOMG)
American Teen “is inextricably entwined with a fetishistic sense of self-disclosure.” (Pajiba)
Top 13 Vampire Babes: Sorry, Lestat. You didn’t make the cut. (HS)
