Sienna Miller gets wasted without Balthazar Getty. (PB)
Bobby Trendy: Not exactly the Silver Surfer. (CS)
Clive Owen is total hotness. ‘Nuff said. (CB)
Megan Fox is Alan Alda’s doppelganger. (POTP)
Amy Winehouse is a like a bird; a drunk one. (IBBB)
Daniel Radcliffe wants to enjoy his naked craft. (LAR)
Which Comedian keeps porn on his cell phone? (AG)
Jackie Chan as Mr Miyagi? Wax Off! (SOMG)
Toni Collette vs. Molly Sims: Straplessness. (Ayyyy!)
Victoria Beckham strips to her panties for Armani. (GB)
Katy Perry talks about sex & breakups. (RR)
10 Least Wanted Sequels of 2009: Featuring Megan Fox and The Chipmunks. (Pajiba)
100 Most Likely People To Die In 2009: Including those not acclaimed enough to die at 27. (CB)
