Pete Doherty, Joaquin & Keanu in space! (Worth 1000)
Mickey Rourke has a freakishly tall sort-of girlfriend. (CS)
Sharon Stone: Seriously, it’s not us, it’s you. (CB)
Shaq loses bet; takes pink speedo beach stroll. (GB)
Celebrity Yearbook Photos: Look at Clooney! (AG)
Katy Perry is pissed at being mistaken for Zooey Deschanel. The feeling is mutual. (WIMB)
Playboy Playmates do the Tom Cruise Risky Business dance. Hef gets Viagra woody. (SOMG)
Natalie Portman speaks about the recession’s “exciting” bright side. Zip it, girlie. (Heeb)
Whitney Houston’s finally dropped a new album. (PB)
Heather Mills’ bordello hairball fashion line. (Ayyyy!)
10 Lessons from the 2009 Box Office: Semi-original plots! Genre twists! We beg you. (TIME)
