Kristen Bell: When in Rome, mace the poor guy. (UMC)
“The Real World”: Where are they now? (CS)
Gwyneth’s Goopwear: Oh bitch, spare me. (CB)
Lady Gaga acquires one massive wedgie. (IBBB)
Natalie Portman & Sean Penn? Ewww. (POTP)
Diddy doesn’t like real black people now? (TB)
Where The Wild Things Are: Spike Jonze style. (PB)
Scott Grimes & Hal Sparks: Before fame. (SOMG)
Guess Who Used To Be A Stripper? Ha. Ha. Ha. (CO)
Rihanna aims at ex with new tattoo. (AG)
Scarlett Johansson has lost her boobs. (WIMB)
Lohan’s Last Movie? Straight to cable. (GB)
Cindy Crawford is, uh, for the birds? (Ayyyy!)
Top 10 Movie Gimmicks: Including one particularly annoying resurgence. (Time)


















