Mystery Ass: It’s on a rampage, y’all. (UMC)
Paris Hilton’s mom was BFF to Michael Jackson? (CS)
Gwyneth’s passive-aggressive notes to Ben Affleck. (CB)
Jude Law hit a woman in the face. Nice guy. (TB)
Katie Holmes does Judy Garland (not) proud. (SOMG)
Michael Lohan + Jon Gosselin = BFFF Forever. (GB)
Billy Ray Cyrus is icky. What do you expect from a guy who sings a song called, “I Want My Mullet Back”? (WIMB)
Freddy Krueger is back in a new poster & still. (AG)
Rabbis Nabbed in Money Laundering Sting: Corrupt politicos, Sopranos-esque intrigue & some dude who trades organs for cash. (Heeb)
Amy Winehouse does court better than rehab. (Ayyyy!)
Whitney Houston’s first new album in seven years. (PB)
Jon Stewart is America’s Most Trusted Newsman? He’ll be awfully disappointed to hear that. (HP)
Top 15 Evil Movie Kids: Veruca Salt, Samara Morgan, & more diabolical little assholes. (RT)
