Adrianne Curry does the Princess Leia slave thing. (UMC)
Corey Feldman still dresses like Michael Jackson. It’s both unsurprising and rather disturbing. (CS)
Lisa Marie Presley, spoiled brat from conception, talks about how horrible the U.S. is compared to the U.K.’s culture. Call Gwyneth… she’ll listen. (CB)
Lady Gaga does own version of Monster’s Ball. (AG)
Nicholas Cage is like a fucking (lame) zombie. (Pajiba)
Can The Afflecks Be Any Cuter? Definitely not. (SOMG)
Kylie Minogue not beloved by Bollywood audience. (GB)
To Cut or Not to Cut: Foreskin, that is. (Heeb)
Nicole Richie & Joel Madden marriage rumours. (PB)
Jessica Simpson & Gerard Butler? Pass the popcorn. (NYP)
Damn Good Genes (Acting Families): Thora Birch’s porn-star parents & Zooey Deschanel’s genetic connection. (HW)
