Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen are nothing but furry little bitches. (CityRag)
Angelina Jolie: Would Henry Kissinger hit it, and more importantly, do we care? (Jawa Report)
Johnny Depp’s daughter has blood poisoning from stepping on a rusty nail. (The Blemish)
Paul Stanley of KISS fame will present an art exhibit in May. (Giltterati)
Maxed Out: A documentary demonstrating that the credit card companies want you to make late payments. How depressing. (Pajiba)
Note: Lots of gossip sites are currently down due to their mutual host. Celebitchy is up and running for the time being, thanks to the lovely and talented Phineas G. who fortunately hasn’t posted images of Brad Pitt in a dress around here lately. We shall cross our fingers for a better day tomorrow.
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One advantage of the Maxed Out scenario is ample credit from institutions eager to further indebt people with horrendous credit ratings. I imagine this means the responsible people end up paying for this in the form of higher rates and service charges across the board…
So the movie reveals that MBNA was the major force behind the new, more stringent bankruptcy laws. I’m not surprised, as I’ve long thought they were the biggest sons of bitches of any credit card company I’ve ever dealt with.
They have merged with B of A, by the way.
Mary-Kate and Ashley need to wear animal fur because their anorexic little bodies just don’t grow enough lanugo (soft, downy hair) to keep them from hypothermia.
Decked out in fur, and wearing stockings with holes in them.
How crass.