Bai Ling cranks up her freakitude quotient. (TB)
Spencer Pratt: More than we wanted to know. (CS)
Dustin Hoffman isn’t so crazy about Tom Cruise. (CB)
Soleil Moon Frye vs. Super Arachnid: Punky Power! (Ayyyy!)
Heidi Montag sluts it up in Vegas, baby. (IBBB)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua looks too damn cute. (PB)
Mischa Barton: The photographer tries to justify those awful “sunbathing topless with cellulite” pictures. (GB)
Is that Amy Winehouse’s beehive-induced bald spot? (SOMG)
Guess the Celebrity Rack! A man’s version of red carpet coverage. (DR)
MTV Movie Awards: Who will win? Who will watch? (HO)
Scarlett Johansson: The huge rock fails to offset those giant knockers. (POTP)
“Twin Peaks” Season One: Kyle MacLachlan, pie, and coffee. ‘Nuff said. (Pajiba)
