Clive Owen NSFW Nude: To negate yesterday’s Rob Pattinson horror. (OMGB)
Robert Downey Jr. takes cute lunch box to work. (CS)
Courteney Cox: “Cougars” too dirty for TV? (CB)
Harriet Carter: Oh, fuck you, Easter Bunny. (IBBB)
Paris Hilton totally does Lady Gaga. (POTP)
Kourtney Kardashian is the hottest sister. (LAR)
Tim Roth: Before he was Mr. Orange. (SOMG)
Billy Bob Thornton: The world’s biggest dick. (Pajiba)
Halle Berry gets photoshopped all to hell. (AG)
Which Divorced Couple is supposedly screwing? (PB)
Jessica Simpson pays the bills with short shorts. (CO)
Battle of the Bearded Speed Demons: Keanu vs. Brody. (Ayyyy!)
Kanye West: “[S]omebody needs to give me a f**king chance.” (GB)
The 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders Of The 80s: Calling 867-5309… (PJ)
