Shiloh Jolie-Pitt meets twins; implodes in cuteness. (PB)
Bloody hell!!! A present for me. ♥ ♥ ♥ (KIsP)
Lauren Conrad screws the unidentified pooch. (CS)
Matthew McConaughey causes ladies to crave filet mignon and touch themselves. (CB)
The Baldwin Curse does not discriminate. (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter will light up your balls. (IBBB)
Vanessa Hudgens rides Zac Efron on the beach. (LARag)
Jada Pinkett & Will Smith are swingers, baby! (SOMG)
Andy Dick: Psychotically happy for the mugshot. (DR)
Paris Hilton looks amazingly good in a push up. (RR)
Claire Danes with a bikini wedgie. (IDWYL)
Uma Thurman is all kinds of sexy, y’all. (TB)
Revenge Of Vaughnzilla: Aarrrrrrgh, braaaaaaaaains! (WIMB)
Helen Mirren looks fantastic in a bikini. (GG)
THIS IS THE GUY mistaken for David Lee Roth? Someone’s head needs to roll for that one. (GB)
Why Dirty Is Funny: The 9th Circuit (a.k.a. “idiots in robes”) thinks we’re not just retarded perverts. (LAT)



















