Lily Allen goes in for a landing on a lucky straw. (UMC)
Kanye West gets booed, despite presence of sexy, Goldfinger-esque chicks. (CS)
Tom Cruise is bulletproof & bombproof, bitches. (CB)
Mischa Barton learns just how to cure cellulite. (Ayyyy!)
Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal: Zzzzzzz. (IBBB)
NSFW Mary-Louise Parker’s painful sex scene. (SOMG)
Kate Beckinsale’s stunt butt + salary details. (DR)
Men In Uniform: Happy belated birthday! (KIsP)
Johnny Rotten doesn’t like poncy masturbators. (RR)
National Movie Critic’s Suicide Day: Get ready to see some smiling film directors. (WIMB)
50 Cent isn’t into $50 whores in the closet. (GB)
Rihanna dresses up like Dominatrix Barbie. (POTP)
Chaka Khan needs a new stylist to rock & feel for her. (PB)
Victoria Beckham wants you to see her new diamonds. (IDWYL)
The Happening : Cool story, uncool characters, & a director who just doesn’t care. (Pajiba)
