A cult expert evaluates the mental state of Tom Cruise in that recruitment video. (RO)
Johnny Depp makes excellent eye candy. (CS)
Lindsay Lohan looks older than her years. (Celebitchy)
A newscaster does a Matthew McConaughey impression. Duuuuude. (Ayyyy!)
Kate Winslet: Finally, some hot is back. (MS)
Prince William is packing heat? (POTP)
Ashley Olsen & might be banging Jared Leto. (GB)
Amy Winehouse is lookin’ like Bette Midler. (IBBB)
Did Oprah Winfrey fire Dr. Phil? (PB)
Katie Holmes: Boring Poshabee. (HO)
Real Time Review of Blonde Ambition: A “Papa Joe Films Production.” (Pajiba)
Who’d You Rather? Fairy tale sluts. (LG)
Get all the dirt on Britney Spears that I don’t have the stomach to cover. (WS)
