Dita Von Teese says she’s not really that perverted. Not like old whatshisname. (Celebrity Smack)
Pick the Hawkeye Hoosegow Incarcerated Bitch of 2007: Check out the last nominee. (Iowahawk)
James Blunt is such a pimp, dawg. (Celebitchy)
Dave Navarro needs to check his head. (Evil Beet)
Reese Witherspoon shops in Beverly Hills. (Glitterati)
Alyssa Milano: A short, sexy, hairy-armed freak. (IBBB)
Celebrities Without Makeup: One singular sensation. (CityRag)
Lindsay Lohan surprised to be a lesbian. (The Blemish)
Captivity “makes Saw look like motherfucking My Fair Lady with an industrial metal soundtrack.” (Pajiba)
