Stupid Cat: Oddly, the giggles just won’t stop. (CO)
Anna Kournikova got claw marks in a bar fight. (CS)
Joan Jett: So hardcore that Kristen Stewart cried. (CB)
Jeff Goldblum accepts that he is, in fact, dead? (SOMG)
Orange Jews: Awww, they’re orthodox too! (Heeb)
Dakota Fanning in a teenage catfight? Sure. (WIMB)
Mariah Carey dresses like a man in a Brett Ratner video. She looks like a fucking idiot & Eminem must be loving it. (AG)
LEGO Amy Winehouse: Approx. 12,500 Legos. (PB)
MIscha Barton: From crystal meth to steroids? (Ayyyy!)
Which 90s Supermodel got arrested for harassing her Parisian plastic surgeon? (GB)
Nicky Hilton, unsurprisingly, is a raging bitch. (TB)
Top 10 Celebrity Musical Acts: 9 of them worse than ScarJo covering Tom Waits (AM)
