Priscilla Presley: Her botox-related horror story. (GB)
Velvet Revolver may disband . . . what will happen to the wayward GNR members? (CS)
Paris Hilton: Scholar of Geography. (Celebitchy)
Alan Greenspan worries about getting it up. (Ayyyy!)
No Sleep ‘Till The Hills? Oh, please. (IBBB)
Miley Cyrus is doing it for Jesus. (POTP)
Brat Packers: Pretty in Pink Today. (CR)
Samantha Morton pulls a Marilyn Monroe in Mister Lonely. (PB)
Ryan Phillippe ♥ Jake Gyllenhaal. (HO)
Kevin Federline is still getting jiggy with it. (TB)
Keira Knightley = Coat Rack. (WIMB)
If you haven’t yet listened to Adam Carolla & Eli Roth talk about The Hammer, then go do it. Now! (ACS)
