Milla Jovovich in either latex or pvc boots. Hell, I can’t tell the difference. Does it matter? (UMC)
Corey Haim is engaged to a fetish model? (CS)
Jenna “Proud Scientologist” Elfman’s crazy talk. (CB)
Eli Roth as The Bear Jew: Oh, Brad Pitt too. (SOMG)
Skanks in Amsterdam: Must be some ANTM. (IBBB)
The Cutest Damn Thing you’ll see this week. (GB)
Paris Hilton: Incognito or incogfug? (POTP)
Katie Holmes looks like absolute hell. (WIMB)
Tara Reid has had enough, but we’ve had more. (TB)
Daniel Craig & Grace Jones get freaky. (Ayyyy!)
Demons in NYC: Don’t look up, bitches! (CR)
Who is Elizabeth Moss: A whackjob, apparently. (MM)
Vikki Blows (NSFW) in a topless calendar. (Yeeeah!)
Hayden Panettiere got a really stupid tattoo. (IDWYL)
Larry Birkhead certainly isn’t hurting for money. (PB)
Emo Whiner Extraordinaire Pete Wentz ♥ the sound of his own voice. (DR)
Five Movie Characters That Make Lame Costumes: Happy Halloween, douchebag in blackface! (CB)
