Marilyn Manson beats the crap out of Evan Rachel Wood lookalike in new video. (CM)
Nicole Richie is looking kinda washed up lately. (CS)
Tom Cruise: “Top Gun” muscle of Scientology? (CB)
Kim Kardashian’s crack is open to spelunkers. (Yeeeah!)
The Box: Coolly efficient atmosphere of real dread. (Pajiba)
Gwyneth Paltrow to play Nicole Kidman’s wife. Ha! (SOMG)
Eva Mandes’ nipples promote latest Nic Cage flick. (AG)
Miley Cyrus is a fraud, but she’s an edgy one. (POTP)
Balthazar Getty gives a sandwich the time of its life. (GB)
If You Love “Firecrotch,” you ‘ll love “Sweatcrotch.” (PB)
Bill Clinton v. George W. Bush: Fight called off. (Heeb)
10 Ways To Save “The Hills”: See you in hell? (IBBB)
20 Of The Worst Men’s Hairstyles Ever: RPattz, Gotti Guidos (we called both) & worse. (ML)
