Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx jacked up Times Square. Bitch. (IBBB)
Zac Efron, get your hands OFF Bindi Irwin!
(Evil Beet)
Lindsay Lohan might soon be a Playboy bunny.
(Celebrity Smack)
George Clooney’s medical records were leaked. Scandal! (Celebitchy)
Victoria Beckham now available as a children’s character. (KIsP)
Finally, Victoria Beckham provides proof of her fembot status. (Ayyyy!)
Avril Lavigne: Attention Target shoppers. We have a spitter on Aisle 10. (POTP)
Charlie Sheen is a fucking weirdo. (The Blemish)
Amy Winehouse is the center of an Olsen Twins sandwich. (Daily Stab)
Kimberly Stewart has a secret talent. (Gabby Babble)
Chloe Sevigny launches Eau De Gallochowder. (Meat Scale)
The Seeker “sucked a turgid cock.” ‘Nuff said. (Pajiba)
