Madonna in schoolgirl garb, 35 years too late. (PB)
Lindsay Lohan sells tanner; needs exfoliation. (CS)
Clive Owen talks weird, shirtless sex scenes. (CB)
Amber Rose: Kanye West’s hot new blondyke. (POTP)
Ozzy Bobby: 1/2 Ozzy & 1/2 Justin Bobby. (IBBB)
Katherine Heigl nicknamed “George Clooney.” (WIMB)
Eva Herzigova does the black bikini thing. (Yeeeah!)
Ashton & Demi dress as a priest & nun. (SOMG)
Ashlee Simpson will lipsynch do “Melrose Place.” (GB)
Is Megan Fox banging Robert Pattinson now? (TB)
Hilary Duff rocks naughty office worker look. (CO)
Katie Holmes writes weekly confessions to Tom Cruise. (AG)
Paris Hilton & Manwhore: Prelude to a sex tape. (Ayyyy!)
Androgynous Celebrities: Let’s talk about sexual confusion. (CR)
8 Movies That Made Russia Even Madder at Us: Close, but no Red Dawn. (Premiere)
