Mystery Ass poses for an alleged “candid” shot. (Yeeeah!)
Kate Moss & Lily Allen smoke weed in front of Lila Grace, 6-yr old daughter of Kate. (CS)
Brad Pitt sneaks in a gay George Clooney joke. (CB)
Gisele Bündchen: The transformation commences. (AG)
Quentin Tarantino gives Eli Roth the Big Gerry. (SOMG)
Porn Star Joanna Angel fixes German sausage. (Heeb)
Miley Cyrus pleased to be future trainwreck. (GB)
Heidi Montag retroactively explains brain damage. (WIMB)
La Lohan looking unprofessional on Machete set. (TB)
Mischa Barton looks like hell & needs a break. (PB)
Neil Gaiman: A bloody myth-making genius. (Guardian)
Chris Kattan tries out “Gay for Pay.” Tough economy and all that, right? (FOD)
