Kate Moss imitates some wildflowers. (PB)
Old School Skater Socks will make you sexy. (CS)
Heather Mills gets $33 million, but she’s still a bitch. (Celebitchy)
Pamela Anderson is rather disgusting. (Ayyyy!)
Yo, Spencer Pratt: This is how it’s done, punk. (IBBB)
Scientology goes for the Jedi mind trick. (GB)
Javier Bardem = Brick Shithouse. (WIMB)
Robots Can’t Act: Not even a Javier Bardem one. (LG)
Ryan Seacrest ♥ Ian Zierling. (POTP)
All the juicy dish that we’re too lazy to cover. (WS)
Doomsday “has the balls to give us a decapitated head implausibly shouting in fury as it flies through the air.” (Pajiba)
