‘George Clooney And Me’: Ahahaaaaaa! (PB)
Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves have their Bud Light Levi… shirtless, just like his dad. (CS)
Who is Lily Allen banging re-banging now? (CB)
Miss Israel is all bendy and stuff. (Ayyyy!)
Drew Barrymore scheduled to die alone. (IBBB)
Equal Opportunity Breasts: PC on the beach. (CR)
Tara Reid could use some David Copperfield, stat. (DR)
Victoria Beckham is one giant nipple. (IDWYL)
Keanu Reeves: Anatomically correct Canadian cyborg. (DB)
Corey Haim snorts coke while shooting Lost Boys 2. (SOMG)
Madonna’s brother is finally getting a piece of that. (POTP)
Lindsay Lohan finally sort of concedes to kind of being a lesbian. (GB)
12 Reasons a Movie Should Never be a First Date. (FW)
5 Most Awkward Kool-Aid Ads: Red rage and mayhem. (LG)
“Freaks & Geeks” — And that’s why they call him The TV Whore! (Pajiba)
